U.K. unveils the secret weapon he plans to use in order to claim revenge against U.S.A. - a chair! An EVIL chair! An EVIL chair that Russia keeps sitting in at all the wrong moments!

In the New World, adorable baby U.S.A. is caught in the middle of a very intense custody battle between France, Finland, and a few other blonde guys!

Tension arises when Switzerland and Liechtenstein encounter Austria at the grocery store. Meanwhile, the Axis boys discover that their deserted island isn’t actually all that deserted.

Germany addresses Italy’s abandonment issues and offers his little friend a treaty to put him at ease. Okay, it’s not really a treaty at all. It’s actually a pinky swear.

As Holy Roman Empire prepares to leave for war, little Italy gets emotional and gives the departing nation a meaningful gift. Well, really, I’m just assuming it’s meaningful. Because, otherwise, it’s just silly.

Russia’s heading over to Germany’s place for a sleepover, and he’s worried about what to wear. Italy’s got some concerns, too. If his friends make new friends, will he be pushed aside?

A tale of two weapons: First of all, Italy shouldn’t be messing around with hand grenades. Can we all agree on that? Next, U.S.A. takes a trip down memory lane when he finds an old musket in his storage room.

With spring still many months away, U.S.A. and Japan make preparations to survive the harsh winter. And by preparations, I mean that Japan buys manga and ice cream while U.S.A. almost freezes to death.

The Allied assault on the Axis begins! And ends! And then it begins again! And ends again! What’s with all the false starts and sudden stops? It’s kind of hard to explain. Just watch the episode.

It’s time for the G8 summit, but Canada is missing. When he finally shows up, the rest of the… Wait. Who the crap is this Canada guy? Later, France catches Olympic fever - and loses his pants.

A walk down memory lane reveals the moment when China found tiny, young Japan sitting all alone in the woods.

Germany goes sightseeing in sunny Italy, a lively land where music and laughter drift on the breeze. Surprisingly, he doesn’t hate it. Later, the Allied boys explore their artistic sides.

Germany goes to the supermarket to buy sausages. Ordinarily that wouldn’t be exciting, but during this trip he manages to encounter every mildly-offensive stereotype ever associated with every nation ever.

Germany and Italy spend a beautiful night by the campfire, and when a shooting star flashes through the sky, Germany makes a wish. Actually he makes a lot of wishes, and they’re all about Italy.

First, a scene from after the war: France asks U.K. to marry him. It has something to do with the Suez Canal. Next, a scene set before the war shows the Axis prepping to take on U.K.

Germany stirs from his slumber to find the Roman Empire on his bed. It turns out Germany is a big fan of his visitor’s work - and misses him very much. How sweet.