When Japan complains about feeling run-down, Germany puts him on an exercise routine and makes him change his diet. Later, in the cutest thing ever, all the guys are portrayed by kitties. KITTIES!

The G8 nation-cats gather again today to discuss household policies as well as the trading of canned cat food.

Things are looking up between England and Japan, and their relationship is proving to be mutually beneficial. And much to England’s delight, their new friendship is making things pretty tough on France.

Japan throws a swanky party to celebrate his alliance with Germany and Italy. Germany wants to get down to business, but Italy is looking forward to snacks, calico kittens, and bath time!

Sweden has a way of making people feel weird. Just ask Estonia and Latvia. And Poland. And the customers at his café. And everyone ever. Just ask anyone!

Seborga hangs upside down from a tree and drips ketchup all over Wy’s yard. Meanwhile, Ukraine and Hungary dish on super cute costumes from throughout the ages! Get a load of Crete!

America is psyched when a UFO crashes at his place! He makes the acquaintance of the vessel’s pilot and introduces him to England - who makes a less-than-stellar impression on the interstellar traveler.

The dreamy boys of Hetalia love horror films! Canada’s opus features a cage full of pancakes and bears, Germany shows off its jugs and vampires, and America proves that a good cook can kill any zombie! Hold up – who in the eff is this Canada dude!?

Inspired by the stability of Switzerland’s bank, France decides to improve his own financial institution. Of course, just as he gets the place looking tip-top, the bank employees go on strike.

When the countries gather to show off their favorite horror movies, it’s nothing but boobs, bloody entrails, Japanese ghosts, creepy naked Santas, and mental stabbings! OMG WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!?

England still hasn’t gotten over his cold, so America puts a hamburger on his head. Makes sense, right? Later, China gets pretty bummed out by how the Allies treat him.

You guys, there’s a royal wedding and afterward England’s Prince IS VISITING SEYCHELLES!!! Oh, wait, that’s supposed to be a big secret. Pretend you never read that. Just think of studly archangels and cardboard hats instead.

In this episode, Chibitalia + Cat Festival = Ridiculously adorable. Meanwhile, Japan spends some time getting to know his mysterious new buddy, Greece.

France looks dashing whilst discoursing on the Hundred Years War and Joan of Arc’s tragic, yet beautiful, life. Did I mention how dreamy France’s hair looks when he twirls in the breeze? Well, it does. It really, really does.

America swings by to show Japan a fortune telling game. Later, when the rest of the guys want to celebrate the fact that he’s coming out of his shell, Japan chooses a quiet night at home instead. Big shock, right?

Today’s agenda consists of cool diplomatic poses, brothers pumping iron, sneaking into the American camp – and a shared love of hamburgers! BEEFCAKES BEEFCAKES BEEFCAKES!