U.K. develops a serious case of hair envy - and an aversion to scissors - in the wake of another humiliating encounter with France and his gorgeous, golden locks.

It’s a super squee Christmas season except for one teeny problem – Santa’s gone missing! Luckily, France is still a dreamboat, and Canada has a Polar Bear! What does that mean!? Who cares! Polar Bears 4 Eva!

Russia introduces the world to his sisters, the busty, bouncy Ukraine and the very intense Belarus. It’s an unusual family, to say the least.

Japan’s peaceful soak in a nice, hot tub is ruined when America kicks in the window and invites him to a Halloween party – in his room! Also, England summons an old fairy to scare the pants off America. Scary no pants time!

Germany addresses Italy’s abandonment issues and offers his little friend a treaty to put him at ease. Okay, it’s not really a treaty at all. It’s actually a pinky swear.

It’s April Fools’ Day and someone is forcing all the countries to dress up in embarrassing costumes! France is suddenly super small, and everyone is up in arms! Except that one guy who lives upstairs from America. I can never remember his name.

England gets a new wardrobe and some shiny shoes. He looks pretty slick, but there’s no guarantee that his new duds will help him get across the border. Later in the episode, the world comes to an end - unless it doesn’t!

Young Greece waxes philosophical about his love of cats, his desire to pet cats, and his hunger for sweets. Then he takes a bath with Turkey. Turkey is super cool. And strong.

When China returns from his trip around the world, he’s excited to show off all of the cute animals he collected during the journey. Speaking of cute, how adorable is it that kitty Austria doesn’t want to get his paws dirty?!

Belgium wants to throw a waffle party, but the only things her big bro Netherlands cares about are pickled fish, clean kitchens, and cold hard cash! He so blunt - and dreamy!

Germany and Austria are arguing over Beethoven when France gets busted for spying! Later, the cuteness reaches truly absurd levels when the kitty versions of Germany and Italy get into a fight about some inappropriate touching!

The blog-o-sphere erupts into flames when Estonia’s website gets hacked! With Russia as the main suspect, America attem-///error…(0

Chaos erupts. Madness ensues. Panic and mass hysteria spreads across the land. The world stops spinning. The universe turns upside down. Why? Germany refuses a beer!

In today’s episode: Quality time in the bathtub. Also, America’s got some pretty sweet dance moves. Japan’s got some pretty sweet abs. And why am I just now hearing about this cat that apparently likes to sit in pots?

Poor Spain gets chewed out for spending too much money on his mission to bring Romano back. When the little guy hears how much trouble the big guy’s in, he pays him a bedroom visit to offer his thanks.

This episode explores the intricacies of Romano and Spain’s adorably dysfunctional relationship. Also, somebody keeps peeing in Romano’s bed. He blames a rogue squirrel. But I ain’t buying it.