Late at night, Hungary has a vision: God appears before her and sends her to smack France in the head with a frying pan. Speaking of France, in this episode he teaches Italy a little bit about the birds and the bees.

When a couple of the Allied boys get stranded on a remote beach without their friends, their survival depends on desperately scavenging the savage jungle to - Oh, wait. Nevermind. America’s got candy bars and lunch meat.

Poor England is suffering from a nasty cold. Meanwhile, Lithuania reflects on his complicated past with Poland, who doesn’t seem to be taking the Russian threat very seriously.

This is the most awesome episode ever because it features an armor-clad wolf and a horrifying dragon. Not impressed? Well, then just wait until you see what happens around three minutes and twenty seconds into the video.

Japan is still hanging out with Greece, who admits that he dreams of being resurrected as a cat. It truly is a touching moment - until Turkey shows up.

Poland puts on a brave face for his negations on a matrimonial alliance with Lithuania, but his demands regarding a particularly sensitive piece of property are way out of bounds!

Prussia thinks revealing the contents of his diary will force the anime studio to give him more appearances on screen. Later, America and Canada decide to play a game of catch. There’s only one problem: Canada can’t catch.

After an interrupting bull turns the tide of a war, the saga of Boss Spain and Chibi Romano continues! Can Spain deal with the struggles that come with taking care of little Romano? Also, can Spain get his hands on a yummy Churro?

America’s totally freaked out by scary movies, but due to his heroic inclinations, he refuses to stop watching them! Japan thinks loaning him some horror video games might toughen him up.

In today’s fashion-centric episode, England is uncomfortable with France’s willingness to dress in girly clothes. Later, England’s awkward feelings only multiply when codpieces come into style.

France drops by to visit Japan, who’s as isolated as ever, and there’s nothing in the world that’s going to make the guy come out of his room to greet his charming visitor. Well, except maybe a cute kitty.

Lithuania’s neighbors won’t stop picking on him and the situation’s got the little guy pretty stressed. Later, America longs for the convenience of all-night convenience stores. Also in this episode: Turtles, turtles, and more turtles.

England and France pay a visit to Poland and his pretty new pony; America’s astonishing rate of growth comes as quite a shock to jolly old England.

Stunning developments concerning Hungary’s ample front are revealed, and disaster ensues when Italy borrows Germany’s car without asking!

During a tender moment of reflection, Liechtenstein recalls the heartbreaking circumstances surrounding her first meeting with Switzerland: a boy who would become like a brother to her.

Japan and America ponder one of the most important questions of the modern age: How many french fries are found in the perfect order of french fries? Also, Prussia takes a leak and Hungary gets all hubba-hubba.